Rodney and the Roaches

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This is the story about Rodney
On the Sanctuary floor
He had too many hard lemonades
And he stumbled through the door
Of the place that people piss and miss
And shove shit in their veins
Held on for dear life by the edge of the sink
And he heard the roaches sing.

The growth on the ceiling is green
The growth on the ceiling is most definitely mean
The growth on the ceiling is fine
The growth on the ceiling is spinning all the time
It's spinning around!
It's spinning around!!
It's spinning around!
It's spinning around!


This is the story about Rodney
He was feeling all alone
Picked up that a goth girl and the end of the night
And brought her to his home
They had insane gorilla sex
and shoved things everywhere
Woke up the next day alone in his bed
And looked in his underwear

The growth on his penis is green
The growth on his penis was most definitely mean
The growth on his penis is sore
The growth on his penis will prevent him anymore.
From fuckin' around.

This is story about Rodney
He's not like you and I
He takes himself too seriously
He's such an fucked up guy
He likes a drink on a Saturday night
Is that really so wrong?
He's not what you'd call a ladies man
C'mon let's sing along!

He's trying to live out his dreams
He wants his life to be better than it's been
He wants to be in between
Two girls like those in the fetish magazines

Let's cheer him on
Let's cheer him on
Let's cheer him on
Let's cheer him on
Let's cheer him on
Let's cheer him on

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from Live at the Rehearsal Factory, released March 11, 2010

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